I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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