Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
