It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
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Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
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Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
So. Much. Porn.
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