I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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