Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
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So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
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How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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