I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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