she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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