One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
It's shark week go big or go home
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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