Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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