Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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