Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
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are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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