just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
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I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
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I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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