is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
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What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
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The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Congratulations! We have a period
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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