so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
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well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
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Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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