Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
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I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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