How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
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I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
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In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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