some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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