Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
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Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
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You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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