careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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