Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
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she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
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Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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