I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
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She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
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Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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