Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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