I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
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he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
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Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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