it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Drake has all the answers
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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