Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
They have beer where we have blood.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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