whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Randomize
