billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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