I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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