grandma shit on top of the toilet
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
ugly people sure do ruin things
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We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
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The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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