Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
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CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
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He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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