He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
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Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
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You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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