I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
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I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
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There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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