be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize