he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
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