they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
smell my finger.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
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