hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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