we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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