you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
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you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
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I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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