I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
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I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
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