i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
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Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
He? As in you personified your dick?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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