you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
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me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
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We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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