I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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