So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Rumble strips road head = magical
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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