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The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
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Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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