May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
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i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
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I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
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Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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