Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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