When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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