3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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