Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
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You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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