Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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