Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
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Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
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Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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