i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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