Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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