Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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