Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
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No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
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dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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